inconspicuously hiding a bad butt day volume III- full skirts

by jolevitan



my brother got this stuffed toy for his birthday in the sixth grade that was called “monster in the closet” this massive creature had nooks and pockets that held everything from flashlights, to candies, to white out- and later held his contraband into his teenage years. to date, parents, best gift EVER. leads me into my thought process on big skirts, think of all the secrets that can be hidden underneath this parachute like species. lovin’ them with simple button downs, cotton teas, and perhaps sneakers- just the accoutrements to deprissify these lady like beings.