real pants have flies- the leather edition
michelle obama blames school lunch programs- i blame the legging- these elastic waistbands will keep you believing those gluten free hamantaschen are working like a charm. regardless of massaging the obesity epidemic, i’m sick and tired of seeing what looks to be as effective as an american apparel liquid legging, posing as a leather pant. i want my leather pants to have a fly, a button, perhaps pockets- is that too much to ask when these puppies are often a grand? On top of that i wouldn’t mind if my knees didn’t look like bloated walnuts begging for air. refer to emanuel alt on this one- she’s got it down.